Total Medals Earned: 631 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,480 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 8/9 (285/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Only save the women.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
Escaping the sea monster
Defeating the zombie dog
Saved from the wulf
Medals Earned: 8/8 (145/145 points)
Find 48 muffins!
Find Derpy's horn and turn her into an Alicorn Princess!
Find 24 muffins!
Derpy loves to press red buttons!
Find the Mirror Pool so Derpy can go for a swim!
Find Lyra in 11 of the levels!
Complete the game.
Find 72 muffins!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 13/18 (205/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
